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Tech talent retention solved in minutes

We help tech companies stop losing developers to competitors through workplace massage that actually reduces burnout and improves retention.

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The problem we saw

Your devs are getting poached faster than you can hire

The senior developer quietly updating LinkedIn during stand-ups. Your tech lead mentioning that "amazing culture" at the company trying to recruit them. That collective exhaustion radiating from workstations after another 60-hour sprint crunch.

You know the drill. Another resignation citing "better opportunities," another expensive recruitment cycle, another three-month search for someone half as talented. You've tried the usual tech company perks. The ping pong table gathering dust. The meditation apps with zero engagement. The beer fridge that doesn't fix burnout.

Developer stress lives in the body. Those shoulder knots from hunching over monitors during coding marathons. The neck tension from debugging sessions that stretch past midnight. The physical toll of sprint pressure and constant context switching needs physical relief that actually works.

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83%

of developers suffer from burnout

42%

of stressed tech workers consider quitting within six months

47%

of Australian workers feel exhausted at the end of each day

52%

of people who work in tech experience depression or anxiety

Corporate massage that works

We fix that. In 15 minutes.
At your desk.

Massage that transforms stressed developers into focused creators. Real therapists who understand tech culture, real relief for dev-specific stress, and the kind of wellness perk that makes developers choose you over competitors.

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$5.81 back for every dollar invested
25% fewer sick days (yes, really)
The $15,000 return-on-investment
Flexibility without all of the fuss
Flexibility without all of the fuss
Culture perk worth bragging about
Five-star skills, first-name basis
No more Monday scaries for the team
Book faster than ordering lunch
Book faster than ordering lunch
$5.81 back for every dollar invested
25% fewer sick days (yes, really)
The $15,000 return-on-investment
Flexibility without all of the fuss
Culture perk worth bragging about
Five-star skills, first-name basis
No more Monday scaries for the team
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The solution built for tech culture

How workplace massage beats talent poaching

We understand tech company culture including the sprint pressure, the talent competition, and the need to offer perks that actually retain your best people. Our therapists specialise in developer-specific tension patterns from extended coding sessions, dual monitor setups, and the shoulder stress that builds during high-pressure releases.

Every session targets the physical stress that accumulates from debugging marathons, feature crunches, and the mental load of complex problem solving. When your developers can physically release that tension, they show up more creative, focused, and less likely to jump ship for the next company offering "better culture."

The result is reduced turnover, improved sprints, and development teams who choose to stay because you offer something competitors don't. Your talent retention improves while your developers get genuine relief from the physical demands of building software.

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Let's be honest

Here’s what everyone asks before booking

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Do you provide workplace massage services for tech companies in Adelaide?

Absolutely! We're proudly Adelaide-based and provide workplace massage services throughout Adelaide's growing tech and software sector. From Adelaide CBD software companies to development studios across Adelaide's innovation precincts, we understand local tech culture and help Adelaide tech companies compete for talent with comprehensive wellness offerings. As a local Adelaide company, we provide the personal service Adelaide tech businesses value.

How much space does workplace massage require?

Each massage station needs approximately 2m x 2m, less space than a standing desk setup. We can work in dedicated quiet areas, meeting rooms, or alongside development workstations. Our setup integrates seamlessly with open plan offices and development environments.

Do employees need to change clothes for workplace massage?

No. Workplace massage is performed fully clothed using specialised massage chairs. No oils, no changing rooms, no disruption to professional attire. Developers receive effective treatment while staying ready for meetings, standups, or unexpected deployment requirements.

How does workplace massage work with developer workflows?

It integrates seamlessly with development workflows. Our massage chairs operate quietly during coding sessions and don't disrupt flow states or concentration. Sessions can be scheduled during natural breaks, between sprints or during less intensive tasks like code reviews. Therapists understand development environments and work around multiple monitors and complex setups.

What if urgent bugs or deployments happen during sessions?

Sessions can be paused immediately for critical releases or production issues. We completely understand development priorities and our therapists are trained to work around the unpredictable nature of software development. Many developers find brief sessions helpful during high-stress deployment periods.

How do you handle remote and hybrid development teams?

We cover both. On-site sessions for office days and vouchers for home-based massage for remote developers. This ensures all team members get consistent relief regardless of work location, maintaining team culture across distributed development teams.

Do developers actually participate in workplace massage?

Yes, participation rates consistently exceed 90% in tech environments. Developers immediately feel the physical relief from coding posture tension, dual monitor strain and sprint-week stress. The stress reduction is noticeable and helps them maintain focus during complex problem-solving.

Can workplace massage help with developer retention?

Yes. Regular workplace massage addresses the physical stress that contributes to developer burnout while demonstrating genuine investment in employee wellbeing. Tech companies report improved retention rates and reduced recruitment costs among development teams receiving regular massage.

Where do these workplace stress statistics come from?
Where do you provide tech workplace massage services?

We're an Adelaide-based workplace massage company serving software development teams across Australia. From our Adelaide headquarters, we coordinate regular workplace massage programs for tech companies throughout Adelaide and nationwide. Whether your development team is in Adelaide's CBD, Adelaide Hills tech hubs, or anywhere from Sydney to Perth, we have therapists who understand both the creative demands and competitive pressures of Australian software development environments.