Workplace massage that fixes what pizza parties can't
From stressed teams to thriving workplaces, we transform burnt-out employees into engaged humans who stop searching Seek during lunch.
Why we actually give a damn
The resigned energy at Monday meetings. The sick day texts that always come on Wednesdays. Your best performer updating LinkedIn during lunch. That collective shoulder tension you could practically photograph.
You’ve tried the usual fixes. The EAP nobody calls. The wellness app with zero logins. The Friday drinks that just delay the breakdown. Meanwhile, 81% of your team is stressed, nearly half are exhausted, and the good ones are eyeing the exit.
Here’s the truth: workplace stress lives in the body. Those knots aren’t metaphorical. That tension headache is real. The physical pain of work stress needs physical relief. Everything else is just expensive theatre.
We fix that. In 15 minutes.
At your desk.
Massages that transform stressed employees into productive humans. Real therapists, real relief, and booking so simple even Monday mornings can’t complicate it.
Why massage works when nothing else does
We deliver professional massage directly to workstations because convenience drives consistency. When relief requires travel, booking, and time off, it doesn’t happen. When it arrives at your desk during work hours, participation rates hit 99%. Simple proximity changes everything.
Our therapists specialise in workplace tension patterns. They understand the specific knots that form from mouse work, the neck strain from multiple monitors, the shoulder stress from deadline pressure. This, my friend, is a targeted intervention for workplace-specific problems.
Every session builds on the last. Session one releases surface tension. Session four prevents it forming. Session twelve transforms how your team carries stress entirely. Consistent professional intervention creates lasting change that one-off solutions never achieve.
Here’s what everyone asks before booking
Workplace massage is professional therapeutic massage delivered directly to your office using portable massage chairs. Our qualified therapists provide 15-minute sessions focused on shoulders, neck, upper back, and arms to relieve work-related tension.
Sessions are performed fully clothed with no oils or lotions, making it perfect for busy work environments without disrupting productivity.
You need approximately 1.5 square metres for our portable massage chair setup. We've successfully provided workplace massage in meeting rooms, break areas, unused offices, reception areas, and even quiet corridors.
Our therapists conduct a quick space assessment during your first session to identify the ideal location that offers privacy while remaining accessible to your team.
Most organisations schedule workplace massage fortnightly or monthly for optimal results. Fortnightly sessions provide the best outcomes for stress reduction and injury prevention, while monthly appointments offer good maintenance for moderately stressed teams.
We recommend starting with fortnightly sessions for the first month, then adjusting frequency based on your team's response and budget considerations. The most important thing is keeping the sessions consistent, so that your employees have it to look forward to, but also so that stress doesn't continue to build.
No, workplace massage is performed completely over clothing. Employees wear their regular work attire and simply remove jackets or blazers if preferred.
Our therapists use specialised techniques designed for clothed massage, focusing on accessible areas like shoulders, neck, upper back, and arms. This makes workplace massage convenient, professional, and comfortable for all participants.
Depending on the session type you book, most workplace massage sessions are 15 minutes per person. This duration provides genuine therapeutic benefit while minimising time away from work responsibilities.
We schedule sessions consecutively, so a team of 10 people requires approximately 2.5 hours total. Most employees find 15 minutes perfect for meaningful relief without feeling rushed or disrupting their workflow.
Workplace massage effectively addresses common office-related issues including tension headaches, shoulder stiffness, neck pain from computer work, upper back tightness, and stress-related muscle tension.
Regular sessions can help prevent repetitive strain injuries, improve posture, reduce eye strain symptoms, and alleviate the physical effects of prolonged sitting. It's particularly beneficial for employees experiencing workplace stress.
All our workplace massage therapists hold current qualifications from recognised Australian massage therapy institutions and maintain professional association memberships. They're fully insured and specifically trained in workplace massage techniques. Our therapists understand corporate environments and maintain professional standards suitable for all workplace settings from small businesses to large corporations.
Absolutely. Our workplace massage service operates across all shifts including early mornings, late evenings, nights, and weekends.
We can even provide workplace massage to hospitals, emergency services, manufacturing facilities, call centres, and other 24/7 operations. Our flexible scheduling ensures every team member can access massage regardless of their working hours or roster patterns.
Booking workplace massage is simple through our online booking form. Choose your preferred dates, times, and number of employees. We handle therapist allocation, equipment setup, and scheduling logistics.
The entire process takes less than 5 minutes to organise workplace massage for your entire team.
Australian research demonstrates that regular workplace massage programmes achieve 25% reduction in sick leave, 40% decrease in workers compensation claims, and significant improvements in employee satisfaction and retention.
Most organisations notice immediate improvements in team morale and energy levels, with longer-term benefits including reduced absenteeism, fewer workplace injuries, and improved productivity across all departments.
Workplace massage typically costs less than a Friday drinks budget and pays for itself through reduced sick leave and improved retention. However, the investment typically pays for itself through reduced sick leave and improved retention.
Australian studies show $5.81 return for every dollar invested in workplace wellness programmes. We provide an instantly detailed quote through our online booking form, and if you head over to our behind the brand page you can even download an ROI calculator to convince your suspicious CFO.
Yes. We're based in Adelaide and provide workplace massage throughout Adelaide CBD, Adelaide Hills and all surrounding areas. As a local Adelaide company, we also coordinate workplace massage services across every major Australian city.
We maintain strict hygiene standards for all workplace massage sessions. Equipment is sanitised between appointments using hospital-grade disinfectants.
We require therapists to sanitise hands before and after each session. All therapists are trained in current health and safety protocols and carry insurance covering workplace massage activities.
